Why oh why are my children (almost) perfect angels when daddy is home but the minute he leaves the state they turn into devil spawn?
My husband left for Virginia Wednesday. He started at his new post today. Yesterday 2 new children moved into the house. Their names are "I don't know" and "I didn't do it" Amazingly enough they look EXACTLY like my 9 year old and my 3 year old. Amazing I tell ya.
My 9 year old decided she wanted a haircut and her sister, who is 3, cut it. Use your imagination to figure out how that came out. So off to great clips we went to "try" and fix 9 year olds hair.
Later on the new kid in the house "I didn't do it" finger painted on the bedroom wall. Thankfully is was water color and washed off. I am buying those no mess markers the first chance I get.